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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
12:15 am
Hey! Listen up! Crystal is a big time bitch...thank you for your time.
Today I went swimming at Jeremy's house. Then I came home and Erik and Bryan stopped by. We then went downtown and hung out for a while. After that we went back to Erik's place and "chilled". That was all no more no less.

Tomorrow I have to help out at my mom's church. I have to help little kids build paper airplanes. It is going to be so flippin' boring, but luckly Bethany is coming with me to keep me entertained. So wish me luck on making paper airplanes for little christian children. I hate those little fuckers!

Current Mood: in debutt
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
11:07 pm
Linda is one ugly fucker!
So today all Bryan and I did was sit around my room and play video games. We are such hobos. Well actually we went to 7-11 to get some snacks but that was the only time we have been outside all day. Totally pitiful. We can kinda make the excuse that it's raining...but I don't think thats quite good enough. Oh well were still playing video games right now. So um...yeah...I'm going to get back to that now. Goodnight.

Current Mood: video games are soopa cool
12:16 am
Wait, so why do you hate her?
Brianna's cousin and aunt are the biggest muthafuggin bitches in the whole world. I mean come on.... they make me want to release runny bowels into my shorts. They are that disgustingly horrible. Her cousin and aunt came all the way downtown just to start shit with Brianna, it was the most powerfull display of immaturity I have ever friggin' seen.

Oooh I found my old Casio keyboard today. Bryan and I are makin' some phat beats and we're thinking about cuttin' a demo. It's so hella chill.

Bryan, Erik, and I went to check out a celtic music session that they were having at this little coffee shop. It was pretty cool but the bodhran player wasn't very good. It also didn't seem as friendly as when there are sessions at pubs, but thats probly cuz no one at this one was drunk. After the session Bryan and I headed towards the statues to wait for Erik. By the way we have a new hangout spot, we have adopted the area around the statues and we now call it our home. But any way there was an awesome little concert there. There was this local metal band playing there. They were really talented and they sounded alot like System of a Down. I don't remember their name but I do know it started with a P. Alright I'm gunna go. Goodnight.

Current Mood: Ewwwww...Crystal...blaaargg
Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
2:05 am
J.F.K. lives in downtown Eugene...on a bench!
Today Bryan, Brianna and I hung out down town. Our first stop was Cirkle Kay. Then we headed over to the House of Records and looked at some cool cd's that we couldn't afford. After that we moseyed on over to the Antrican and browsed through some odd clothing. Then we embarked on our long journey to the Museum of Unfine Art. Along the way we stopped at the police station to cause some harmless mischief. Then back on the trail, we encountered a sinister cowboy wearing spurs. We defeated him at a ruthless starring contest and barely walked away with our lives. Finnally we reached our final destination the glorious Museum of Unfine Art. We looked at some cool stuff there then we left and had a great conversation with a a couple statues. That was pretty much all that happened to me today. Come back tomorrow for more thrilling tales of Preston's life, Same Pone time, Same Pone Channel.

Current Mood: "whah"
Saturday, August 28th, 2004
12:20 am
Don't stick your finger in your butt, or else the sphinkter snake will bite it off!
Today Nolan, Gregg, and I went on a long bike ride to Guitar Center then Valley River Center. None of us had money so we just messed around on the guitars. Then we went back home. I took a long shower then went over to Greggs and played truth or dare with some of the neighborhood girls. Well I'm pretty beat so I'm going to go get some Z's.

Current Mood: me tired
Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
12:56 am
So I found me a whore with a face just like yours...
My feet smell. I watched some 80's figures skating movie. I forget what it was called but it involved a washed up hockey player and a snobby figure skater and they became skating partners and ended up winning the gold metal in the Olympics. It was a major chick flick but it was kinda funny...kinda. After the movie was over Nolan's little brother put on an Elvis cd and we all started singing, we are really sad people. I'm going to head off to bed. Good night.

Current Mood: Flurbulousish
Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
6:07 pm
SPAM...it's whats for dinner.
Ok so today didn't wake up till noon. What is my problem? I even went to bed earlier than I normally do. God I suck. All I have done all day is play Final Fantasy. Wait I take that back. I cleaned my room, so I guess I'm not completely useless. Ok I'm going to find something to do. I might go to Nolan's or Greggs...hmmm or maybe I'll read a book. Nah who am I kidding I'll just play Final Fantasy some more.

Current Mood: lazy
12:42 am
That's the only time you'll hear beaver and nipple in the same sentence, and not get offended.
Damn I am really tired. I'm going to bed and it's only like 12:45 I'm a wuss. Nighty!

Current Mood: I am beat
Monday, August 23rd, 2004
1:34 am
I'm trying to get all my Livejournal friends' locations plotted on a map - please add your location starting with this form.
(Then get your friends to!)
12:11 am
My dog melested my teletubbies.
Kyle's words of wisdom for the day:
Of course you gotta kick a biatch or two in just to spice things up, hey nothing motivates people more than insulting them.

Yeah so today Mr. Brown and I went job huntin'. The first place we went to was Cinamark. Then we went to Target and did one of those computer applications. Then both of us did an interview but we were so unprepared. We were both dressed like bums and that probly didn't make a very good first impression. Then we went to Abby's, Dairy Queen, Fred Meyer, and Office Max. But I think Target would be the best place to work at. you get like a 20% discount on everyting in the store, plus benefits. Yeah well I'm gettin tired so it's time for sleepy. Night all!

Current Mood: discontent
Saturday, August 21st, 2004
12:54 am
My bed is kinda on the wall
So today I found out who the impersonator was! It was none other than Michelle Haley's younger sister MELISSA HALEY a.k.a. (on aim) "melissahaley", and also "sunscreenbarbie". So please cause this person's life to be a living hell. Thanks everyone!

Current Mood: accomplished
Friday, August 20th, 2004
12:18 am
Do not talk to anyone under the name MrPone16 on aol instant mensenger. It is not me! Someone got ahold of my password and is trying to screw with my friends. If you want to speak to the real Preston via AIM please use the screen name "ponediddy". Thank you and have a nice day.

Current Mood: Payback is gunna be a bitch!
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
11:01 pm
Mike can kiss my ass while I'm shitting!
Sorry to anyone who the con-man/woman may have talked to. And Bethany if you read this before I call you, sorry.

Current Mood: en-fucking-raged
Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
11:34 pm
It's mostly Maui Wowie but there's some labrador in there too.
Well so far I'm not missing California that much. Except for the beach and I had a good time hangin' with my dad. So far since I've been back I've had a good time. Yesterday I hung out with my pals around the neighborhood and today I went to the mall with Kyle, Bryan, and Amy. We spent like an hour in Spencers cuz Kyle started talkin' to one of his friends from work. I got so flippin bored. After that we crammed into Kyles truck and went back to his house till about 7:30.

When I got home I had to mow the lawn. For some reason it didn't seem like it took long at all. Yeah I'm not sure why I just wrote about that, oh well. Oh sweet! I just found a film canister filled with change now I might have enough to go to a movie tomorrow. Well I've hardly had anything to eat all day so I'm going to have a midnight snack, take a shower, and then hit the hay. Goodnight all!

Current Mood: hungry
Monday, August 16th, 2004
12:12 am
You don't mind if I pay you in change do ya?
So I'm back in good ol' Eugene, Oregon...yay kinda. Guess what fools! My asshole stepdad moved out. Thats right no more of that mofo John *spits*. Well on a not so lighter note I have an ear infection or sumthin' all I know is that my right ear hurts inside. Well I'm gunna go to bed I guess. NIGHTY!

Current Mood: John's gone biatches!
Saturday, August 14th, 2004
9:55 am
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
11:22 pm
My lips hurt real bad!
Today sucked a hairy Norwegian yak dick. I did absolutely nothing. Unless you count playing Final Fantasy X2 and watching the Steve-O movie something. Really today was bland. My sister was supposed to cut and dye my hair but she couldn't give me a ride to her house so that plan went through the roof. Tomorrow Brian is having an end of the summer party. It's gunna be fun lotsa ladies are comin'. If any body in the San Diego area wants to come give Mike a call at (760)505-0872.

Current Mood: poo on yoo
1:18 am
Last car ride:coming back from The Wave
Last romantic kiss: not sure
Last good cry: i think i was drunk
Last library book checked out: genetics
Last movie seen: the princess diaries 2
Last book read: elmo's abc's
Last beverage drank: water
Last food consumed: puddin'
Last phone call: brianna
Last TV show watched:south park
Last time showered:a couple hours ago
Last cd played: The English Beat- Beat This
Last song downloaded: Baby Got Back
Last annoyance: my brother always hoggin the frigging computer
Last disappointment: they took down the haunted shack at Knott's Berry Farm
Last soda drank: root beer
Last word written: beer
Last key used: r
Last word spoken: hey
Last sleep: 8:30am
Last IM: brianna
Last time wanting to die:last night when brian hit me in the nuts with a magazine...bastard.
Last time in love: last night
Last time hugged: by my nephew
Last chair sat in: my computer chair
Last shoes worn: my sweet olde fashion airwalks
Last underwear worn: red with chinese take out boxes
Last shirt worn: Grey Surf Additude shirt
Last time dancing: yesterday
Last poster looked at: Find the Penmen

Layer Two
Name: Preston Scott Burroughs
Birthday: June 3, 1987
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: faded orange(but im redying it tomorrow)
Height: 5'10-11"
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Layer Three
The shoes you wore today: Ye Olde Airwalks
Your weakness:ice cream
Your fears: being disliked by others
Your perfect pizza: olives, mushrooms, bell pepper, jallepenos, artichoke hearts.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Become a Theoretical Physisist

Layer Four
Your most overused phrase/word: your mom/awesome
Your first thoughts waking up this morning: Fuck I have to go to the water park
Your best physical feature: my calves
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
Single or group dates: single.
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

Layer Five
Smoke: no
Curse: yes
Sing: yes
Take a shower everyday: yes
Have a crush(es): yes
Do you think you've been in love: yes
Like high school: I love NEAHS but hate traditional high shcool
Want to get married: yes
Believe in yourself: to a point
Think you're attractive: I look better than dogshit...probly
Think you're a health freak: no
Get along with your parents: my dad
Play an instrument: guitar, and bodhran

Layer Six
Drank alcohol: yes
Smoked: yes
Done a drug: yes
Had sex: no
Made Out: no
Gone to the mall?: yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: i came pretty darn close
Eaten sushi: yes
Been on stage: yes
Gone skating: no
Made homemade cookies: no
Gone skinny dipping: no
Dyed your hair: yes

Layer Seven
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
If so, was it mixed company: yes
Been called a tease: no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Shoplifted: yes
Had a major fight in public: yeah

Layer Eight
Age you hope to be married: 27
Numbers and Names of Children: 2
Describe your dream wedding: on some grassy hillside in scottland with pipers playing the wedding march
How do you want to die: decapitation bye sharp axe or in my sleep
What would your girlfriend's name most likely be? Ted

movie you watched = The princess diaries 2
movie you bought = can't remember
song you listened to = simultanious love
cd you bought = Punk o rama 6
cd you listened to = Beat This
person you've called = Brianna
person that's called you = Heather

tv show you've watched = South Park

long distance relationships = I don't think they work
suicide = If the person is sane and wants to kill themselves let them or if they're in alot of pain.
people = for
smoking = i don't smoke but it's not my bussiness what other people do
driving drunk = against

ever cried over a girl = yes
ever cried over a boy = no
ever lied to someone = yes
ever been in a fist fight = yes

5 letter word: moist
Candy: abazabaa

Cartoon: The Ren and Stimpy Show
Cereal: Apple Jacks
Chewing gum: bubblicious
Color(s): Plaid

Day of week: friday
Least fave day: sunday
Flower: thistle

Jello flavor:peach
Jewelry: my weiner ring
Summer/Winter: winter

|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: mike
Saw you cry: my mom i guess

Made you cry: you can't make me cry unless you're little brudder

You went to the movies with: Hannah, Heather, Ryan, and that one girl
Yelled at you: brian
Sent you an email: brianna

Do you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?:yeah
Gone out in public in your pajamas:yup

Kept a secret from everyone: yes
Cried during a movie:yes
Planned your week based on the TV:no
Been on stage: yes
Been to New York: yup
Been to California:yes
Hawaii: yes
China: no

Canada: yes
Europe: no

Asia: No
South America: No
Australia: No
Wished you were another gender: only so i could look at myself naked
What time is it now?: 1:57am

|| This or That? ||
Apples or bananas?: Apples
Blue or red?: blue
Walmart or target?: Target biatch
Spring or Fall?: fall
What are you gonna do after you finish this?:go to sleep
What was the last meal you ate?: pizza
Are you bored?: yes
Last noise you heard?: my fingers typing on the keyboard

|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?:A little one
Do you speak any other languages?:I speak Antarctican
Last book you read: elmo's abc's
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: my guitar, my kangaroo rat, my stereo, my bodhran, and my ps2
|| You ||
Nickname(s): Corn Pone
Initials: PSB
How old do you look?: I guess I look my age
How old do you act?: my age
Glasses/Contacts: glasses

Braces:hell no what do i look like a nerd
o you have any pets?: yes
You get embarrassed: all the time
What makes you happy?: good friends

What upsets you?: racism, sterotypes, cliques

|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to... lie in tall grass on cool day and stare at the clouds.
I miss... video games
I could .. conquer the world and teach all the idiots a brand new religion
Hope... is worthless
I'm Annoyed by... people who don't try and find the good in people
I Want to be... a better person

I Would Never... kick a tourist even if he deserved it.
I Am Tired of.... imature people who can't take serious issues like an adult.
I Will Always be... improving myself
1:11 am
You are a Folkie. Good for you.

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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
10:59 pm
Lafonda is the best thing that has ever happend to me.
What's up kids? I didn't go to bed till 3:30am last night and then I woke up at 8:00am to go to The Wave(a dinky little water park). I spent all day there and I didn't really have that great of a time because I had to keep an eye on my niece and her two friends all day long. I got really sunburned because I didn't wear enough sunsceen. Damn I'm red. I just watched South Park and I noticed that Cartman used to say hippie a lot more in the older episodes but now he hardly ever says it and that makes me sad. I'm gunna go lance my blisters on my back now. Peace Out!

Current Mood: sunburned real bad
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